Funny jokes here, please! 8D

Put your jokes here!!!

I'll start with a PWNED joke =D:

A elementary school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem.
A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.

She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance guy to clean one of the mirrors.
He took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

It took a second for me to get it... but... LMAO!!! PWNED!!! TOILET!!!

Alright.. uhh...

A drunk guy walks into an elevator, but there was no elevator at that floor, so he falls 5 stories and lands with a thunk on the ground. After laying there for a few seconds he says 'Dammit, I said UP!'

@Nick: Isn't that from "The Exploding Toilet"?

@Link: I lol'd.

Most great jokes are stolen from somewhere. Mine was from funnypart.com. Dunno where they got it. A user? Where did they get it? 4chan? What?

The indian chieftans could always tell by a power they had that it was gonna rain, this was important, because they had to collect wood. But a new modern chieftan didn't have that power, and didn't want to dissapoint his tribe. So he called the weather burue and they told him that it was not gonna rain. He told this to his people, but the next day it rained. He called the weather again and asked why they said it wasn't gonna rain yet. They answered him saying that they always see if it was gonna rain when the indians started collecting wood, but they haven't collected yet...

I don't get it...

I don't get it too .-.

And also, i got from a site:

Good Clean Jokes or something like this.

At a sunday school, it's lunch time. On one plate, there is a heap of apples and a note from one of the nuns saying 'Take only one, God is watching!' Later down the line, there is a plate of cookies and one child wrote 'Take as many as you want, God is watching the apples!'