Time for jiokes

Well, as I have seen throughout the entire forum, you guys seem to have a big need for making jokes. Stop doing it were you are not supposed to, and do it here! Ill start:
How do you know which house is the idiot's house?
The one with a peephole in a glass door...

Please don't make jokes about hangings... Someone I knew hanged himself a few days ago... Please... Just don't do it...

Im so sorry, didn't know.
Editing it out now.

Haha! That was hilarious! Hey, I got one...

Question: Why the man freeze his money?

Answer after a guess.

He wanted to buy something but they said they only take cold cash?

No. He wanted cold, hard cash!

HAHA. Come to the chat PSC.
Oh, my next 3 jokes:
1. Why is there no ice in the idiots refrigerator?
2. How do you know that you sent an idiot to wash the dishes?
3. Why does an idiot never walk past a pharmacy?
Give answers after geusses.

MovieGuy13 wrote:HAHA. Come to the chat PSC.
Oh, my next 3 jokes:
1. Why is there no ice in the idiots refrigerator?
2. How do you know that you sent an idiot to wash the dishes?
3. Why does an idiot never walk past a pharmacy?
Give answers after geusses.

1. Because he forgot to turn it on?
2. IDK
3. IDK again

MovieGuy13 wrote:HAHA. Come to the chat PSC.
Oh, my next 3 jokes:
1. Why is there no ice in the idiots refrigerator?
2. How do you know that you sent an idiot to wash the dishes?
3. Why does an idiot never walk past a pharmacy?
Give answers after geusses.

1.Because the idiot was too busy looking through the peephole in the glass
2. When the idiots when the person goes to the sink with no dishes...?
3. The idiot thinks the pharmacy will take him to the psychiatric hospital.

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My sigs awesome isn't it.

I dont get it PCS...

What do you mean? Which one doesn't make sense?

ALL OF THEM.

The first one is because the first idiot joke was about the peep hole. I just brought it up as another joke.

IDK how to explain the rest of the jokes.

I just didn't understand any of them.

MovieGuy13 wrote:HAHA. Come to the chat PSC.
Oh, my next 3 jokes:
1. Why is there no ice in the idiots refrigerator?
2. How do you know that you sent an idiot to wash the dishes?
3. Why does an idiot never walk past a pharmacy?
Give answers after geusses.

1. He doesn't have the recipe.
2. He washed the paper party plates that you wanted to throw in the garbage
3. He is afraid he will wake up the sleeping pills

OHH! Now I get them! Those are actually pretty good!
What did the Unix programmer say to the the other Unix programmer when his program failed?

What?

Epoch fail!

HAHA!!!


1. What do you call and idiot that tells jokes?
2. What's black and white and red all over?
3. What should never be eaten after it has been served?
Answers after guesses.

Admin wrote:HAHA!!!


1. What do you call and idiot that tells jokes?
2. What's black and white and red all over?
3. What should never be eaten after it has been served?
Answers after guesses.

1. A clown
2. A skunk that thought he was funy when he ran in front of a car wheel
3. food

Admin wrote:HAHA!!!


1. What do you call and idiot that tells jokes?
2. What's black and white and red all over?
3. What should never be eaten after it has been served?
Answers after guesses.

1. MovieGuy13
2. A zebra with a rash.
3. A Tennis Ball

Hehe... I was going to say:

1. PSC
2. A bad joke
3. Justice